Tuesday, January 11, 2011


important message, the following has been collected from some reluctant airline passengers since the new screening laws went into effect. remember this is all ACCURATE information that the Taliban doesn't want you to know. REMEMBER this the next time you make travel arrangements by plane!! REMEMBER only you can prevent forest fires.

the following is year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security. Here are their "discoveries".

  1. Terrorist Plots Discovered                  0
  2. Transvestites                                      133
  3. Hernias                                            1,485
  4. Hemorrhoid Cases                         3,172
  5. Enlarged Prostates                       8,249
  6. Breast Implants                           59,350
  7. Natural Blonde's                                   3

Now that you see the proof, for yourself, that homeland security works. it raises the awareness that there are 3 times as many enlarged prostate cases as there are hernias. men, get yourself checked out. and if you are too scared to go to the doctor, go to Aruba. book a flight, the Department of Homeland Security is looking out for YOU!!

 I guess September was a great awareness campaign after all!! we are looking at our second 'snow day' in a row here, and i don't know why. not much on the ground but they say it is going to get cold. i have 3 little girls playing in the room together and my honey went to bed and i have laundry to put away and newsletters to pack to ship. i have been so busy with this new service project that i haven't had time for much else. i am getting real anxious for my ring. i can't wait to see it on my hand.

for today's thought; "Fearlessness is not he absence of fear. It is the mastery of fear. It's about getting up one more time than we fall down."- Arianna Huffington


Shadow said...

i'm gonna stop flying, this is getting weird, heee heee heeee.

and you'll show us the ring when you get it, won't you?

Kim A. said...

I don't fly. There is a reason. :-D


Syd said...

At least there were no penile implants. Thanks for the laugh.