the following is year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security. Here are their "discoveries".
- Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
- Transvestites 133
- Hernias 1,485
- Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
- Enlarged Prostates 8,249
- Breast Implants 59,350
- Natural Blonde's 3
Now that you see the proof, for yourself, that homeland security works. it raises the awareness that there are 3 times as many enlarged prostate cases as there are hernias. men, get yourself checked out. and if you are too scared to go to the doctor, go to Aruba. book a flight, the Department of Homeland Security is looking out for YOU!!
I guess September was a great awareness campaign after all!! we are looking at our second 'snow day' in a row here, and i don't know why. not much on the ground but they say it is going to get cold. i have 3 little girls playing in the room together and my honey went to bed and i have laundry to put away and newsletters to pack to ship. i have been so busy with this new service project that i haven't had time for much else. i am getting real anxious for my ring. i can't wait to see it on my hand.
for today's thought; "Fearlessness is not he absence of fear. It is the mastery of fear. It's about getting up one more time than we fall down."- Arianna Huffington