Friday, April 8, 2011

flash fiction Friday- grammar

Every Friday write a short story, poem or prose of 55 words 
no more no less and then report it to the g-man!!!

"Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the
importance of correct grammar.  I have noticed that many who text messages &
email have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.  Capitalization is the
difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your
uncle jack off a horse."


here ya go g-man!! a little late but i needed a grammar check as i don't like to capitalize, he,he ,he... this just makes me giggle. i crack myself up sometimes!!

15 comments:

lime said...

oh i am guilty as charged here!

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Best 55 ever! Loved it!

Yes, I'm a big fan of proper grammar and punctuation.

All the unintentional pseudo-ee cummings text-speak writers should take this to heart!

Brian Miller said...

hehehe...will remember that if i ever use that line...i know i never capitalize...i do have a reason though...perhaps one day i will share...

Monkey Man said...

How does that memo pass muster with HR in the high tech world? Great 55. Loved the laugh.

Jannie Funster said...

Smiling big at that!! Good one indeed.

And hey, it's high time I made and posted a friend sidebar button for you on my site! Look for it in a week or so. And hey, what are your favorite flowers? I'll design it around those. I'm in a floral mood lately!

xo

magiceye said...

lol! shall capitalize on those words of wisdom someday!

Mama Zen said...

That's freaking hilarious!

G-Man said...

Oh Susie....You Rock!!
Oh susie you rock.
Loved your 55 My Friend.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

Steve E said...

Even me got that. My life has been so sheltered, but I asked the lady who lives next door to 'splain it. (She did a good job!)

Ya GOTTA know I'm kidding--grin!

This post was hilllarious!
PEACE!

RNSANE said...

Well, that has to be the best 55 I've seen today. I may even share it with my three high tech sons we never capitalize their text messages to me!

Me said...

LOL! So true, so true! :)
-C

Lisa said...

Now that might be the funniest Flash Fiction I've read in a long time.

Nice - very nice.

InspiredbyLisa

Brian Miller said...

yeah, go for it...feel freee to take todays post to do as you will...

Akelamalu said...

Capitalization is so important - especially in that case! LOL

Loved it.

Syd said...

I love this. Thanks for the smile!