it's been a while, just some giggles

these are too funny not to pass along; notes from the edge of the world....

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the Arc wasn't leaving until 5.

Sincerely,

the Unicorns

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Dear Twilight Fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead they have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,

Logic

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Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,

The Titanic

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Dear America ,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada 

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Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely,

Google 

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Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,

1985 

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Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,

BP 

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Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring around it.

Sincerely,

God 

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Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely,

Stevie Wonder 

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Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,

Black people 

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Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin 

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Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco....

Sincerely,

United States 

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Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerely,

Parents Everywhere 

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Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely,

Superman 

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Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely,

Nail Salon Ladies 

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Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Alcohol 

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Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,

The Mayans 

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Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans 

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Dear iPhone,

Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,

Every iPhone User 

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Dear Trash,

At least you get picked up...

Sincerely,

The Girls of Jersey Shore 

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Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely, 

Elephant

 

Thanks for sticking around everyone, will post more after move to new home on August 5!!