Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the Arc wasn't leaving until 5.
Sincerely,
the Unicorns
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Dear Twilight Fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead they have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
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- Dear America ,
- You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
- Sincerely,
- Canada
- ~~~~
- Dear Yahoo,
- I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
- Sincerely,
- ~~~~
- Dear 2010,
- So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
- Sincerely,
- 1985
- ~~~~
- Dear girls who have been dumped,
- There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
- Sincerely,
- BP
- ~~~~
- Dear Saturn,
- I liked it, so I put a ring around it.
- Sincerely,
- God
- ~~~~
- Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
- Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
- Sincerely,
- Stevie Wonder
- ~~~~
- Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
- Please make one for every skin color.
- Sincerely,
- Black people
- ~~~~
- Dear Scissors,
- I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
- Sincerely,
- Sarah Palin
- ~~~~
- Dear Osama Bin Laden,
- Marco....
- Sincerely,
- United States
- ~~~~
- Dear World of Warcraft,
- Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
- Sincerely,
- Parents Everywhere
- ~~~~
- Dear Batman,
- What was your power again?
- Sincerely,
- Superman
- ~~~~
- Dear Customers,
- Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
- Sincerely,
- Nail Salon Ladies
- ~~~~
- Dear Ugly People,
- You're welcome.
- Sincerely,
- Alcohol
- ~~~~
- Dear World,
- Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
- Sincerely,
- The Mayans
- ~~~~
- Dear White People,
- Don't you just hate immigrants?
- Sincerely,
- Native Americans
- ~~~~
- Dear iPhone,
- Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
- Every iPhone User
- ~~~~
- Dear Trash,
- At least you get picked up...
- Sincerely,
- The Girls of Jersey Shore
- ~~~~
- Dear Man,
- It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
- Sincerely,
- Elephant
- Thanks for sticking around everyone, will post more after move to new home on August 5!!
